I want this

A wooden watch made in Russia in the year of 1900. Isn't it lovely. All parts are made of wood, apparently.

Found on Boing Boing, with a link to a French page called Odd Watches. Internet at its best. You can give it to me on my birthday, or any day of the year.
Or, probably a lot cheaper, how about this wooden LED clock, Made in Japan? When it’s turned off, this wooden LED clock just looks like a block of wood but when you switch it on the digital red numbers magically tell you the time through a thin layer of wood.

(From Treehugger)
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They'd never believe it - "Sorry I'm late, boss. My alarm clock has termites..."